The Bigger The Audience, The

A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."