The Baby Will Talk When

The Internet Has Really Democratized Ideas. There Are No Real Gatekeepers Any More, Because If You Have A Great Idea, And You Put It Online, People Will Find It And It Will Get In Front Of Who It Needs To Get In Front Of.

You Go Ahead. I'd Rather Not Be Shot Out Of A Tube Into A Pool Filled With A Bunch Of Nine-year-olds' Urine.

Why Would You Throw A Ball In Someone's Face?...huh. That's A Pretty Good Reason. Well, I Can't Do Much About Your Teacher Being Pissed, But Me And You Are Good.

I Was An Angst-y Journal Writing Kid.

You Worry Too Much. Eat Some Bacon...what? No, I Got No Idea If It'll Make You Feel Better, I Just Made Too Much Bacon.