Oh Spare Me, Being Stuck

What Im Trying To Say Is That What Makes You Up, Its Always Been Around, And It Always Will Be Around. So Really The Only Thing You Should Worry About Is The Part You're At Right Now. Where You Got A Body And A Head And All That Bullshit. Just Worry About Living, Dying Is The Easy Part.

On My First Driving Lesson “first Things First: A Car Has Five Gears. What Is That Smell?…okay, First Thing Before That First Thing: Farting In A Car That’s Not Moving Makes You An Asshole.

You Say You’re Sick, Huh? Well, It Looks Like You’ve Come Down With A Case Of Bullshit.

I Just Wanted To Compile These Stories About Growing Up With My Father And I Wanted People To Be Able To Enjoy Them Individually, But Also The Entire Book As A Whole.

That Woman Was Sexy. . . . Out Of Your League? Son, Let Women Figure Out Why They Won't Screw You. Don't Do It For Them.