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Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.