Stick A Fork In Him.

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.