To Some It's A Six-pack,

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.