Start Off Each Day With

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

That's The Conditions That Prevail!