Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

That's The Conditions That Prevail!

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!