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What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

At Four O'clock In The Morning Most People Have Been Asleep For Hours, But At Four O'clock In The Morning The Night-club Children Of A Few Years Ago Were Just Getting Hot. The Band Jazzed At Full Blast. The Air Was So Thick You Could Pick It Up In Handfulls And Through It Around Like Snowballs. The Dance-floors Were Crowded With Couples Who Couldn't Do Anything But Wiggle Hips And Feet.