Son, If You Really Want

I Draw A Weekly Comic Strip Called Life In Hell, Which Is Syndicated In About 250 Newspapers. That's What I Did Before The Simpsons, And What I Plan To Do For The Rest Of My Life.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

How Can I Be Expected To Love Someone Who Tries Such Crude Manipulations As Bringing Me Breakfast In Bed?

English? Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.