This Doesn't Happen In America!

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

When I Look At The Smiles On All The Children's Faces...i Just Know They're About To Jab Me With Something.

Did You Hear Something?" "no." "did I Hear Something?" "...i Don't Know.

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.