A Lot Of Our Writers,

Love Is A Perky Elf Dancing A Merry Little Jig And Then Suddenly He Turns On You With A Miniature Machine Gun.

You Just Have To Keep In Mind That The Important Relationship Is The Relationship With The Audience. That's What I Try To Do. Everything Else Is Secondary.

The World Ends When I Die. And As Far As I'm Concerned, The Rest Of The Universe Might As Well Call It A Day Too.

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

It's Just Hard Not To Listen To Tv: It's Spent So Much More Time Raising Us Than Parents Have.