English? Who Needs That? I'm

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Let's Face It, All The Good Stuff Happens After Midnight.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

Keep Your Expectations Tiny You'll Go Through Life Not So Whiney.