Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

Work Like You Don't Need The Money. Love Like You've Never Been Hurt. Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.