Sometimes You Can't Prioritise Family

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.