Kids End Up Seeing My

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your Gin And Tonica.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

I'm Not Great At Bedtime Stories. Bedtime Stories Are Supposed To Put The Kid To Sleep. My Kid Gets Riled Up And Then My Wife Has To Come In And Go, 'all Right! Get Out Of The Room.'

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.