Wasted Is When You Have

I Bought My Parents Some Stuff. That Feels Kind Of Good To Be Able To Do That. I Got Them A Place In Florida. I Think I'm Allowed To Say That - I Hope My Dad Doesn't Get Mad At Me. But I Don't Spend Money On Myself. I Don't Like Myself Enough Yet. But The People I Love, I Like Spending The Cash On Them.

Doing Saturday Night Live Definitely Affects My Relationship With My Girlfriend And With My Family, Because You Feel So Much Pressure To Do Well That Night. But I Think Everyone's Grown To Accept That And So They Give Me My Space At The Show.

My Movies Just Kind Of Sneak Up On You. I Don't Have To Worry Too Much About What Everybody Is Going To Say. Anyway, I Really Don't Pay Attention To What The World Says About My Movies. I Just Care About What My Buddies Think.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.