When I Was Younger And

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.

I Definitely Connected To The Fact That Life Gets Out Of Control And You End Up Doing Things And Wishing You Were Doing Other Things Instead.