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I Like Those Older Theaters - The Acoustics Are Perfect, I Mean, You Just Have That Feel Of There's Been A Thousand Shows In There And Now You Get To Be One.

Everybody Wants To Be A Better Version Of Themselves - Everybody. And I Hope One Day I Can Lose Some Weight. Maybe, Who Knows, I'll Hire Myself A Trainer And A Fancy Cook. In Five Years, Maybe I'll Be An Action Hero. Then Again, Maybe I'll Just Be This Guy. Who Knows? But The Fun Part Is Embracing The Human Side Of That.

You Need A Wisecracking Buddy Standing Next To You? That's The Role For Me. You Got The Guys Who Are Knock-down, Drag-out Handsome. That's What People Want To See. Let That Guy Be The Hero. But There's Always A Role For The Everyman.

The Quickest Way To Defuse Fear Or Insecurity Or Anger Is Usually Humor. I Think Comics Figure That Out Quickly, And, Once You Figure It Out, You Think, 'hey, If I Can Do This And Get Paid, That Would Be Kind Of Cool.

Yeah, I've Done Jim Breuer's Radio Show A Couple Times, And I Heard From Larry The Cable Guy When I Got 'mike & Molly,' Wishing Me Congratulations. I'm Always The Last One To The Party, Man. But That's Okay. I Got There.