Sometimes It Looks Like I'm

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.