I Find That A Shirt

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

If I Make My Window Ten Days For Stand-up, The Conclusion Is That I Failed And That I'm Not Good At Stand-up. If I Make It Ten Years - If I Just Wait - The Conclusion Might Be Something Totally Different. I Think It's So Cool To Do Things In Which You Discover The Malleability Of Your Own Mind.