I Find That A Shirt

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.