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I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.