I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

It's Like My Father Always Said To Me, He Said To Me, He Said, Roseanna Roseanadana, It's Always Something. If It Isn't One Thing--it's Another! It's Always Something.

What We Put Into Every Moment Is All We Have. You Can Drug Yourself To Death Or You Can Smoke Yourself To Death Or Eat Yourself To Death, Or You Can Do Everything Right And Be Healthy And Then Get Hit By A Car. Life Is So Great, Such A Neat Thing, And Yet All During It We Have To Face Death, Which Can Make You Nuts And Depressed.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.