Some People Rely On Rumors

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

My Confidence Wavers Between Being Genuine And Being Insecure.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?