Snake Eyes Is A Gambling

A Dog Came To My Door, So I Gave Him A Bone, The Dog Took The Bone Into The Back Yard And Buried It. I'm Going To Go Plant A Tree There, With Bones On It, Then The Dog Will Come Back And Say, "shoot! It Worked! I Must Distribute These Bones Equally For I Have A Green Paw!"

I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, "how Can I Direct Your Call?" I Said, "well, You Could Say 'action!', And I'll Begin To Dial. And When I Say 'goodbye', Then You Can Yell 'cut!'"

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.