I'm Gonna Fix That Last

If You Drink O'douls, You Don't Drink; But If You Drink 20 O'douls In A Half Hour, Then You're A Non-alcoholic.

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

I Was Booked Into The Riviera Hotel In Las Vegas With Three Other Comedians. We All Were Using The Riviera In-house Shampoo, So We All Had Equal Shine And Bounce.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.