Slumps Don't Bother Me.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'

I'm Not Saying My Mother Didn't Like Me, But She Kept Looking For Loopholes In My Birth Certificate.

I'm The Most Unromantic Lump Of Northern Suet. Yes, A Woman Did Accost Me Once In South Shields, But She Had A Face Like Red Rum.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.