I Knew I'd Chosen The

I Don't Mind What The Critics Say, So Long As I Get Some Reaction. The Worst Thing Is To Be Ignored.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline When I Noticed The Sick Bag Had The Lord's Prayer On It.

The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good Old Days Are Last Week.