I Took The Wife's Family

How Can You Analyse What Is Funny? What's Funny To One Isn't Funny To Another... What's Funny To You Is A Personal Thing.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

My Lad Chewed And Swallowed A Dictionary. We Gave Him Epsom Salts - But We Can't Get A Word Out Of Him.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.