I've Got A Friend Who

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

Mind You, I've Always Been Musical... Mother Used To Sit Me On Her Knee And I'd Whisper, 'mummy, Mummy, Sing Me A Lullaby Do,' And She'd Say: 'certainly My Angel, My Wee Bundle Of Happiness, Hold My Beer While I Fetch Me Banjo.'

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.

I've Got A Friend Who Is A Lion Tamer. He Used To Be A School Teacher Till He Lost His Nerve.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.