Shouldn't You Have A License

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

There Are Times When You Just Get Down, You Feel Like Nobody Likes You. We're In High School Forever. It's Just What We Do With It.

There Is A Distinction To Be Drawn Between True Collectors And Accumulators. Collectors Are Discriminating; Accumulators Act At Random. The Collyer Brothers, Who Died Among The Tons Of Newspapers And Trash With Which They Filled Every Cubic Foot Of Their House So That They Could Scarcely Move, Were A Classic Example Of Accumulators, But There Are Many Of Us Whose Houses Are Filled With All Manner Of Things That We "can't Bear To Throw Away.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.