And I Thought I Had

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.