She Has A Laugh So

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.