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If She’s So Important, Why Aren’t You Here Guarding Her? (wulf) Mostly Because This Ain’t Buffy And There’s Not One Single Hellmouth To Guard. I’m Up To My Armpits In Armageddon Down Here In New Orleans And Not Even I Can Physically Be In Two Places At Once. (acheron)

You’re Barely One Step Up From The Australopithecines, Aren’t You? (acheron) Hey, Be Respectful When You Say That, Snot Nose. Haven’t You Seen The Commercials? Us Cavemen Are Very Sensitive People. (savitar)

You Risked The Cub? (dev) He’s Not Just A Cub. (aimee) You’re Right. He’s The Passenger Who Fell Off The Short Bus. (dev)

Holy Green Guacamole! (selena)

Why On Earth Would You Want To Talk To Me? (channon) My Lady, Do You Not Own A Mirror? (sebastian) Yes, But It’s Not An Enchanted One. (channon)