Russell Brand Has Announced That

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.