Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

It's Best To Love Your Family As You Would A Siberian Tiger-from A Distance, Preferably Separated By Bars.

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)

Basically, I Learned To Read By Reading 'peanuts,' Just Wanting To Know What They Were Saying.