Remember There Is No Way

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.