Remember, If People Talk About

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

All Right, Then, I'd Die For You. How About That? Don't You Think Somebody Could Die For Love?

I Believe Poor People Are Good People, Except The Ones That Are Mean . . .

I Just Know There's An Albino Living In The Colored Quarters. I Can Feel It In My Bones.

I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.