All Right, Then, I'd Die

I Just Know There's An Albino Living In The Colored Quarters. I Can Feel It In My Bones.

In Her Opinion, Alexander Graham Bell And Clarence Birdseye Are The Two Greatest Americans That Ever Lived Excluding Robert E. Lee. She Believes We Never Lost The War Between The States, That General Lee Thought General Grant Was The Butler And Just Naturally Handed Him His Sword.

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

All Right, Then, I'd Die For You. How About That? Don't You Think Somebody Could Die For Love?

I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.