I Have A Lot Of

It's Always The Darkest Just Before The Glorious Dawn.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

Face It Girls. I'm Older And I Have More Insurance.

I Believe In God, But I Don't Think You Have To Go Crazy To Prove It.