Daddy Gave Me Real Useful

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

By The Way, Is There Anything Sadder Than Toys On A Grave?

I Believe Poor People Are Good People, Except The Ones That Are Mean . . .

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

It’s Funny, Most People Can Be Around Someone And Then Gradually Begin To Love Them And Never Know Exactly When It Happened