It's Always The Darkest Just

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

Yes, I Suffer Terribly From Depression. I Have To Work At Being Happy, It's Not My Natural Instinct. My Natural Instinct Is, If Something Wonderful Happens, To Throw Water In My Own Face.

By The Way, Is There Anything Sadder Than Toys On A Grave?

I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.

All Right, Then, I'd Die For You. How About That? Don't You Think Somebody Could Die For Love?