In Order To Be Miss

I Brought A Picture With Me That I Had At Home, Of A Girl In A Swing With A Castle And Pretty Blue Bubbles In The Background, To Hang In My Room, But That Nurse Here Said The Girl Was Naked From The Waist Up And Not Appropriate. You Know, I've Had That Picture For Fifty Years And I Never Knew She Was Naked. If You Ask Me, I Don't Think The Old Men They've Got Here Can See Well Enough To Notice That She's Bare-breasted. But, This Is A Methodist Home, So She's In The Closet With My Gallstones.

Being A Successful Person Is Not Necessarily Defined By What You Have Achieved, But By What You Have Overcome.

He Had Mourned Each Of Those Great Trains As, One By One, They Were Pulled Off The Lines And Left To Rust In Some Yard, Like Old Aristocrats, Fading Away; Antique Relics Of Times Gone By.

Remember, If People Talk About You Behind Your Back, It Only Means You Are Two Steps Ahead Of Them.

All Right, Then, I'd Die For You. How About That? Don't You Think Somebody Could Die For Love?