Remember, Folks, I Am A

I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.