I Identify With The Regular

I Hate It, It Is Tedious... When I Write For My Act, It Is Very Improvisational, I Write Bullet Points, I Cannot Sit In Front Of A Computer; That Is Not My Style.

A Lot Of Stars Don't Have A Sense Of Humor.

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.

I'm Not Always In That Good With Middle-aged Heterosexual Men.

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.