But If Something Funny Happens,

That's Life When You're On The D-list.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

Well, I Think That When I Perform On The Road I Always Thank The Audience For Buying A Ticket Because It's A Big Deal To Buy A Ticket For A Live Entertainment, Get A Baby-sitter And Pay For The Meal, The Parking, Whatever.