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Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

The Great Thing About Celebrity Culture Is That They Can't Seem To Stop Themselves From Displaying Their Ridiculous Behaviour. I Feel It's My Job As A Serious Investigative Journalist To Witness All Kinds Of Behaviour And Then Report Back To The Audience Through The Prism Of My Own Anger And Bitterness.

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.

Well, Jon Hamm Isn't A Real Celebrity.