So Yes, I Say Things

I Am What You Call A Non-believer. I Don't Even Want To Say I'm An Atheist Because Frankly I Don't Want To Join Their Club Either. But The Point Is, I Am A Fallen Catholic, I'm Not Religious, And That's All Well And Good.

When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.