I Was Raised Right —

I'm Basically Always On Tour.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

I Also Don't Have A Desire To Be On The A-list. I Feel More People Can Relate To The D-list Than The A-list.

Do You Remember A Little Phenom Called Step Aerobics? If You Do, Then You Know How Crazy It Was To Take Two Ninety-minute Classes In A Row. It’s Incredible That I Didn’t Die From A Blunt Injury To The Back Of My Head From Slipping On My Own Pool Of Sweat.