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Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

I'm Not An Especially Highbrow Person, But I Have Always Loved Small, Quirky, Edgy Movies.

When I Was A Kid, I Attended A Small Catholic School In A South Suburb Of Chicago.

I Spent A Lot Of Time Staring At The Clock In School, So I Have That Kind Of Personality.