I Do A Nice Sloppy

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

Somebody Asked Me Earlier If I Thought It Was Really Important To Tell Stories About Women's Struggles. And I Said Yes, But At The Same Time, It's Also Important To Tell Stories About Women's Triumphs, Women Being Slackers, Women Being Criminals, Women Being Heroes.

I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss